Was Jesus Gay?

Dr. Rollan McCleary of Melbourne, recently awarded a PhD for his thesis on gay spirituality, claims Jesus and at least three of his disciples were homosexuals, according to a recent article in the Herald Sun. Needless to say, this is not likely to sit well with 99.9999% of the world's Christians. In the U.S., false rumors that a major motion picture depicting Jesus and the disciples as 'swinging homosexuals' is slated for production have gone 'round and 'round for two decades, inspiring outrage despite the fact that no such project has ever really existed.