A Hotbed of Anti-Triclavianism

Objective: Christian Ministries is on the radar again due to its new campaign against the heresy of triclavianism (the belief that only three nails were employed in the crucifixion of Jesus Christ). Previously known for its campaign to shut down the arch-satirical Landover Baptist Church, as well as the shocking allegation that Apple Computer, Inc. is a 'front for evolutionism,' the site is so deadpan it may may seem real on first viewing, but in fact it's a spoof. (If you don't believe me, check out the products in its online store — the Ruby Matrimony Thong, for example — for clues as to just how serious these 'Christians' really are.)

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