Study: Fellatio May Decrease Breast Cancer Risk

One of the items in my inbox this morning was a link to a 'news story' (if the site is unavailable, you can read the full text here) which begins as follows:

(AP) — Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

I hope it's not necessary to point that this is a spoof, in the same vein as 'Ogling Women's Breasts Increases Men's Lifespans.'  I.e., dream on, frat boys...