At Last, an Aluminum Foil Deflector Hat for Your Pets!

For sale on eBay: 'PFHT Special Edition Foil Hat for Pet Brains. This ultra modern aluminum foil hat will protect your pet from the brain scanning rays of the NSA, fbi.com, and CIA satellites that are monitoring their little subversive thoughts. You may not have considered this before, but your lead lined hat is worthless if your pet can give away your secrets to the very people most dangerous to you — your government!'  (Update: The auction has been removed from eBay's listings.) See also: Foil deflector beanie for humans.