Yes, There'll Be Free Shrimp at Long John Silver's in May

It's true. Long John Silver's is making good on a promise made in January to provide one six-inch giant shrimp to every American in the event NASA found proof that an ocean once existed on Mars — which is sporting of them, considering a deadline of February 29 was set for said discovery to be announced. NASA didn't report its finding that a briny sea did exist on the red planet eons ago until March 23. More...