Newlywed Royal Divorcees Banned from White House

The Sunday Mirror is reporting that the "notoriously right-wing Christian and reformed alcoholic" George W. Bush has let it be known through aides that newlyweds Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles will not be invited to the White House during the couple's planned U.S.A. tour because it would be "inappropriate" for the president to host the pair due to the circumstances surrounding Charles' breakup with Princess Diana. Curiously, the alleged ban on royal divorcees has gone entiredly unreported in the United States. Is it true, or unsubstantiated rumor passed off as news?  Discuss.