Are Vending Machines Deadlier than Sharks?
Wednesday June 29, 2005
Vending machines kill, sharks don't, according to a July 4, 2003 Reuters headline. The article quotes an L.A. lifeguard who asserts that in spite of the ubiquitous fear of shark attacks in this country, 'more people are killed in the United States each year by vending machines,' which smacks of an urban legend but probably isn't.I say "probably isn't" because statistics relating to vending machine deaths aren't as easy to come by as data on shark attack fatalities, so it's difficult to draw a direct comparison. But if we look at 1995, for example — the most recent year for which I was able to find an accounting of deaths due to vending machine tipovers — two people died as a result of being crushed by falling soda machines in the U.S., as compared to zero shark-related deaths in the same twelve-month period.
Moreover, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission there were 37 known vending machine fatalities between 1978 and 1995, for an average of 2.18 deaths per year. Over the past decade there were a total of six recorded shark attack fatalities in the U.S., for an average of .6 deaths per year. Ergo, barring a drastic reduction in the frequency of vending machine accidents since 1995, vending machines are indeed more deadly than sharks by a factor of almost four. Discuss.
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i do think that is right because with sharks they only react if you are in their territory and with vending machine people usually shake them to get the snacks that are stuck and also sharks react to movement so people out there don’t think that their vicious and bad creatures they are one of the most fascinating and beautiful creatures that you will ever see!!
Um. Wow. This is pretty stupid.
not if it was your loved one who got crushed!
This really puts it in perspective, i have always known this fact and its good to see the stats. Save the sharks.
I understand the Military is working on an effective Vending-Machine repellent.
God knows how many lives it would save -
hope he has his bat shark repellant
Vending machines KILL!
Vending machines not only kill by falling on you (and they do it on purpose…not because they are being shaken) but they also kill you by spewing poison from a slot on the bottom…
Vending machines are part of the Darwinian process.
Both for their emissions being consumed to excess as well as their predilection towards crushing those with too much testosterone and too little brains.
Give the Naderites another couple of years and we’ll probably outlaw vending machines as a danger to the public, thus further diluting the gene pool.
this is not stupid at all, infact, this is very true ^.^
VENDING MACHINES KILL!
I was never chased by a soda machine while I was relaxing at the beach…stupid statistic comparing two non-related things. Duh!
I was never chased by a shark while I was relaxing on the beach.
The point is that the public gets behind ideas that aren’t grounded in reality.
Jeff, you may not know this: Sharks are in danger of being hunted into extinction by people who think they are ruthless killers.
So the point of the vending machine versus shark statistic is that we shouldn’t destroy a species that is nothing at all like the ruthless killers that Hollywood makes them out to be.
U 4 realz? i thought sharks are more deadlier? dang! peace out and stay safe!
Hey, what have you guys in America got – great white vending machines!
I was once stalked by a vending machine on the beach…… here’s my home video.
Just like sharks, vending machines only attack you if you’re in their territory. The thing is though, there are a lot more people in the territory of the vending machines.
vending machines are a lot like 2,000 pound spiders just waiting in their web to crush someone! next time you see a vending machine just walk carefully around its territory…
Okay,granted Sharks are deadlier than Vending Machines 9 times out of ten!!
But in all fairness,just because some doofus out there tips over a Coke Machine and either winds up in Intensive Care or tells their story to
Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates,does not mean that Vending Machines are lurking in the night waiting to attack!!
(Sounds like a very bad Fox special:”When Vending Machines Attack!!”.)
Yes,Sharks are equally dangerous,but chances are unless your’e going for a dip in the Gulf of Mexico,chances of a Shark Attack are equally slim and none!!
Kinda like the episode of”Friends”where Chandler went to Tulsa on business and Monica surprises him!!
He’s just getting ready to watch some Porn when she suddenly enters his room,
so he quickly changes the channel to”Shark Week”on The Discovery Channel!!
So upon his return home,she tells him”I Know Your Secret and It’s Okay With Me!!”.
He asks her”What Do You Mean’My Little Secret’??”.
She says”Shark Porn!!”and gives him a tape of Sharks!!
quite an interesting fact i read in a book published in 2002. 13 people are killed each year by vending machines falling on them
The people who disagree with this are all o fawking Crack because it is true that vending machines kill more people a year that sharks do..
And also this isnt a joke vending machines CAN NOT MOVE but they do kill
i just got home from school and told my mother that and my cousin and they were amazed at what i leared today….. Sharks have been here before we were even alive they were here at least 400 million thousond years longer that dinosours people are killing them for their fins just to fawking make a stupid soup that the fins wont even do anything .it you know someone that is linefishing you should turn them in immeditley it is against the law.
I love sharks it would be awsome to meet a shark.
You can see from the following video that vending machines attack people and we all need to be careful when using them…respect them at all costs!
I HAVE A FEAR THAT VENDING MACHINES WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
My friend use to joke that if he ever was a powerful crime lord, he would have a myriad of vending machines on his mansion’s lawn so that statistically he would take out an entire swat team with them.
Remember though…… sharks will only attack you when you’re wet. Vending machines don’t obey this rule and will kill you wet or dry!
But Montana, have you had shark fin soup??? Fawking amazing!!!
Avoid shark bites, LONGBOARD!!!
what i want to know is how the machine fell in the first place that makes no sence
Vending machines don’t fall on people, dumb people pull them over on them. Working for a vending company, we have yet to have a call that one of our vending machines attacked anyone.
yes….. i like that drug lord comment that is just freaking amazing
Let’s get to the bottom of this….as a test, we should put a vending machine into the water with a shark and let them fight it out. Will the shark smash the vending machine to pieces, or will the vending maching fall on the shark and kill it?
uhhh…..yogi….are u serious? this isn’t a game….i’m going to kill you….mankind is better without you
Get a life rachael you loser
I never imagined you could get killed by a vending machine. Buying from a vending machine is not a great idea, for now on I will go to 7-Eleven!!!
my friend told me people got killed by vending machines and i belive her!! i guess some idiot comes and just wants a free stupid sack and BAM! he gets killed.