Did you hear the one about the dumb burglars who broke into a guy's house and stole the cremated remains of his sister? Apparently they mistook the ashes for cocaine. The next day he found a dead body and a note on his doorstep. The note read: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day." True or false?
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This urban legend sounds like a knockoff of a “South Park” episode plot. Longtime fans of the show may remember the time that Stan, Kyle and Cartman stole Kenny’s cremated ashes. (This episode aired the season that Kenny was “permanently” dead.) Cartman thought the ashes were chocolate-milk mix, and drank them.