Did you hear the one about the dumb burglars who broke into a guy's house and stole the cremated remains of his sister? Apparently they mistook the ashes for cocaine. The next day he found a dead body and a note on his doorstep. The note read: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day." True or false?