Cell Phone 'Death Calls' Cause Panic

Ever wonder what would happen if they built a cell tower in a graveyard? Thanks to recent events in Pakistan, we now know: Spirits of the dead, angerered by the trespass, will ring people up and transmit synapse-shattering, high-frequency signals over their mobile phones, causing brain hemorrhage and instant death. You don't believe me? Twenty-seven people are dead already! Read more...