Justin Bieber Breaks Neck, Contracts Syphilis, Dies

For weeks now, fans of Justin Bieber have been passing around rumors claiming the 16-year-old pop sensation died of a drug overdose, contracted syphilis, and/or broke his neck in a car accident.

None of the above is true, of course, but since when did the truth ever stand in the way of a good story?

Bieber was alive and well and tweeting just this morning.

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