Allow me to share a few of the most brilliant passages from an anonymous text purporting to explain why President and Mrs. Obama have allegedly been excluded from the guest list of Britain's royal wedding in April.
Please note, all misspellings, grammatical errors, and blatant falsehoods are in the original. When last I checked, this message had been reproduced, uncritically and verbatim, on literally thousands of blogs and websites:
Prince William personally told the wedding planners to strike the Obama's from the guest list. He stated, "He did not won't Michelle Obama trying to pull her center of attention ploy trying to upstage Kate on Kate's wedding day."
Now, what is the future King of England's reasons for Snubbing the Obama's to the world and making them a laughing stock. It has nothing to do with America beyond being so stupid as to elect such low class imperfection to the office of President and First Lady.
Secondly, Michelle called his mother Diana an over sexed cloths horse and further stated that she, Michelle, was more popular than Diana ever was.
Thirdly, Michelle Obama showed her butt at every major social function endeavoring to be the Queen in the lime light. In other words, just a lack of class.
Speaking of a lack of class, there's more if you have the stomach for it.
Note to readers: Sorry, I've had to turn off commenting for this post and delete several existing comments due to people posting racist slurs against the President and First Lady.

Comments
Wasn’t there a fuss made because Obama did bow to Queen Elizabeth II?
Obviously written by someone with no class! Actuaqlly, Nancy Reagan “touched” the queen. A real no no since rolyalty thing they are above the rest of us. Just hope the teached who probably tried real hard to teach the writer how to spell and write doesn’t see this ridiculous letter. Certainly the Obamas have lots of class, earned, not given to them at birth.
“Stupid is as stupid does.” This quote from Forrest Gump is illustrated over and over again in this ignorant and hate filled article. Thank God for debunkers!
Everybody has an opinion, just like that place where they defecate!!! Some use it and some ARE it…Snide, derogatory remarks on the Internet are merely the refuge of cowards, the great unwashed and the impossibly ignorant! RAVE ON!!! Other idiots will certainly agree with you!
Looking through the lists of guests at the wedding of Prince Charles and Diana in 1981, I don’t see the names of President and Nancy Reagan, who were white. This undermines the racist claims made by the Obama-haters.
Good point, Dave. Clearly, there are enough Obama haters out there to go around….and more than enough to believe any bit of b.s. placed in front of them.
To Obama haters let it be known that they have enough things to do and better functions to attend and won’t miss the Royal toilet wedding. This business of the Queen and King has been over rated. They have their own troubles amongs them and don’t need American’s to be part of it. Read. Read Diana and Jackie-a great book and you’ll see all the doo,doo they live with.. I’m sorry Pres. Obama bowed to her Royal doo,doo… Someone should have warned him…
Makes no difference to me what the morons post.
A wedding is a private affair and the guest list doesn’t HAVE to include anybody.
One can only assume from the lack of general education displayed that the story was originated in the US for political purposes; in short if you are stupid enough to believe this, you’ll beleive anything else.
Wow! You can count the intelligent and classy tea baggers posting here on no hands!