Parent (answering cell phone): Hello?
Babysitter: Hi, Mrs. Smith, it's Jenna. Sorry to bother you. The kids are in bed and I was going to watch TV, but that clown statue in the corner of the den is creeping me out so I was wondering if I could cover it up with a blanket.
Parent: Excuse me, cover what up with a blanket?
Babysitter: That big clown statue next to the TV. It's really creepy.
Parent: Jenna, listen carefully. We don't have a clown statue.

Comments
Yes, because Gacy the serial killer was a clown, now more and more stories are out there about clowns and evil things.