It grieves me to have to point this out, but you know you've reached your zenith as an Internet troll when people start petitions to have you thrown in jail.
"There is a person on twitter by the name of @Illumivato who is posting pictures of her killing her dog by snapping its neck to get more followers," writes Change.org petitioner Mya Fhya. "I want this person to be imprisoned! She is a threat to society!"
What's she talking about? Well, according to media reports, this Twitter user, @Illumivato, issued a threat to the members of One Direction demanding that they follow her or she would break her dog's neck. When they didn't, she tweeted a photo of herself cradling the "dead" dog in her arms.
If it isn't obvious enough from this flagrant example that @Illumivato whoever she (or he?) may really be is nothing but an attention-starved troll, take a look at some of her other tweets, which include threats to kill her own mother and run dogs and cats through a blender. We've seen it all before.
And, finally, we have this admission in @Illumivato's own words, posted September 9: "Are people still going on about this f*cking dog thing, I was trolling!!!! STOP."
Twitter has since suspended the account.