Here's a direct quote from the Free Wood Post article claiming that Republican House member Michele Bachmann wants to ban Halloween:
"We have to ban Halloween to save the children. That's how they indoctrinate them you know. Giving them Satan's candy sacks. Soon you've got a country full of children sucking on Satan's sacks and thinking liberal thoughts instead of good Christian ones."
And here, for all you social mediaites who believe Bachmann has really "declared war on Halloween," is what the Free Wood Post says in its own online disclaimer:
"All news articles contained within FreeWoodPost.com are fiction, and presumably fake news."
Pass it on.