More of this Feature • Part 1: 'Safety Tips' email • Part 2: Analysis

   I know all too well that this is no laughing matter as I lived less than a mile from the Home Depot & still shop in the area on a regular basis. However... there is a movie called "The In-Laws" with Peter Falk & Alan Arkin. In one scene, Falk is telling Arkin to run in a zigzag pattern to avoid a sniper (fondly referred to as the "Serpentine, Shelly!" sequence). The suggestions on how to avoid getting shot by a sniper could have been taken from this movie...

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