The Halloween Surprise
Netlore Archive: At a Halloween party where everyone is in costume, a woman makes whoopee with a man she thinks is her husband.
Description: Urban legend
Circulating since: 1997 (this version)
Status: It could happen... but probably didn't
Email text contributed by SF Kid:
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
Analysis: For many years this familiar tale of mistaken identity and sexual embarrassment was passed from office to office as "Xeroxlore," then as "Faxlore," and now we find it landing in our inboxes as Netlore. Folklorist Jan Harold Brunvand included a version of it in his 1989 book, Curses! Broiled Again!.
Like a similar story entitled "The Unzipped Mechanic," this is a cautionary tale aimed primarily at women and conveys the retrograde moral message that it's dangerous for a female to take the sexual initiative, even with her own husband. In spite of its quaint world view, the story continues to be popular in the new millennium.
See also: "Always Wear Underwear in Public" (an email variant of "The Unzipped Mechanic").
Sources and further reading:
Too Good to Be True
By Jan Harold Brunvand (W.W. Norton: 1999)
Curses! Broiled Again!
By Jan Harold Brunvand (W.W. Norton: 1989)
Last updated: 10/14/11