|FBI Alert: Gypsy Testicle-Snatching Ring|
Email text contributed by R. Tate, 1999:
Subject: PLEASE FORWARD TO ANYONE YOU KNOW IN THE SOUTHEAST!!
From: SA John Stump <email@example.com>
****For Immediate Release****
UNITED STATES FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS
ACTION: The agency has become aware of a group of gypsies operating in the southeast.
These gypsies are in the employ of the Chinese Communist Party. THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR UP TO 70 CASES OF TESTICLE MUTILATION.
RESULT: The Bureaus investigation into this matter has developed the following profile:
Any male travelling alone in the southeast is at risk. Do not attempt to take unknown women of Turkish descent to your room. Do not attempt to engage any type of sexual behavior with unknown Turkish women.
CASE: These women are responsible for over 70 testicle mutilation cases. They are all very intelligent and should be considered armed and dangerous. By the use of their female attributes, they lure men into positions of seclusion. At this point, they will drug, then remove the testicles of the unsuspecting men. Our investigation has determined that caucasion, black, and hispanic testicles are being sold in China as a form of aphrodesiac. NO ONE HAS LOST HIS LIFE IN THIS WAY. The serious loss of blood is dangerous but should not lead to death.
IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE BEEN A VICTIM OF THIS CRIME, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR NEAREST FBI FIELD OFFICE.
EMAIL VER. 2.11 WWW.FBI.GOV ROUTE 32GASCVANCTNAL23053
Plus, if anyone happens to know the whereabouts of Special Agent "John Stump" (ouch!), please inform him that his email address is not recognized by the FBI mail server.
Thank you, and be careful out there...