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FBI Alert: Gypsy Testicle-Snatching Ring
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Description:  Email joke
Status:  False
Circulating since:  1999 ?
Analysis:  See below
 

Email text contributed by R. Tate, 1999:

Subject: PLEASE FORWARD TO ANYONE YOU KNOW IN THE SOUTHEAST!!
From: SA John Stump <jstump@fbi.gov>

****For Immediate Release****
VC#4231-656732  REF#34GA37852  03/02/1999

UNITED STATES FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS

Director:
Louis J. Freeh

Headquarters Address:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

Telephone:
(202) 324-3000

ACTION: The agency has become aware of a group of gypsies operating in the southeast.

These gypsies are in the employ of the Chinese Communist Party. THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR UP TO 70 CASES OF TESTICLE MUTILATION.

RESULT: The Bureaus investigation into this matter has developed the following profile:

Any male travelling alone in the southeast is at risk. Do not attempt to take unknown women of Turkish descent to your room. Do not attempt to engage any type of sexual behavior with unknown Turkish women.

CASE: These women are responsible for over 70 testicle mutilation cases. They are all very intelligent and should be considered armed and dangerous. By the use of their female attributes, they lure men into positions of seclusion. At this point, they will drug, then remove the testicles of the unsuspecting men. Our investigation has determined that caucasion, black, and hispanic testicles are being sold in China as a form of aphrodesiac. NO ONE HAS LOST HIS LIFE IN THIS WAY. The serious loss of blood is dangerous but should not lead to death.

IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE BEEN A VICTIM OF THIS CRIME, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR NEAREST FBI FIELD OFFICE.

EMAIL VER. 2.11 WWW.FBI.GOV  ROUTE 32GASCVANCTNAL23053


Comments:  Truly, if you believe you've been a victim of this crime, do contact your nearest FBI field office. And let us know how they respond.

Plus, if anyone happens to know the whereabouts of Special Agent "John Stump" (ouch!), please inform him that his email address is not recognized by the FBI mail server.

Thank you, and be careful out there...


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