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Description:  Email petition
Status:  Pointless
Circulating since:  1999
Analysis:  See below
 

Email text contributed 10 April 2000:

Subject: FW: Copy, Sign, Forward

I went to a party, Mom
You told me not to drink, Mom
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, Mom
the way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive, Mom
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, Mom
and your advice to me was right
as the party finally ended, Mom
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car, Mom
sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, Mom
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,"
Mom, His voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me, Mom
as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say, Mom
This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea, Mom
while he was flying high,
because he chose to drink and drive, Mom
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me, Mom
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
tell daddy to be brave,
and when I go to heaven, Mom
put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, Mom
that its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had, Mom
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments, Mom
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

WE ARE HOPING TO GET 5,000 SIGNATURES ON THIS THEN PASS IT TO THE PRESIDENT. PLEASE SIGN. IF YOU GET THIS PLEDGE AND DELETE IT, YOUR SELFISHNESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS...SUCH A SMALL PROMISE TO MAKE...PLEASE READ THIS STORY AND THEN SIGN THE PLEDGE! SIGN IT AND ADHERE TO IT: "I PLEDGE TO NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE"
(please sign and pass on)


Comments by Peter Kohler:  Some readers have expressed their appreciation for this poem; others have shared their opinion that they find it to be rather corny. None, however, have taken exception to the point of the thing, namely that drunk driving is a very serious problem.

Since the poem (and t'would seem it will be known henceforth on the Internet as "Death of an Innocent") was in circulation with various appendages and additions all during the past year, various folks have tried to discover who penned — or keyboarded — it. On one Web page the poem is attributed to someone named David Riddell. Several other authors have been suggested over time.

In fact, the poem is an unauthorized rewrite of a piece that originally appeared in a book called "Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul," published in 1997. Attributed in the book to Jane Watkins, the poem's given title was "Somebody Should Have Taught Him."  You can see it in more or less its original form here.

Regardless, the petition request that is most often attached to the poem in emails has been disclaimed as having originated with the Mothers Against Drunk Driving organization. "We are spending valuable time responding to the emails," MADD representative Jonathon Poe told us in October 2000, "which means we have less time to spend on helping drunk driving victims."

Interestingly, we've seen variations of this email petition that claim the collected results will be sent to: the president; the prime minister; "the media."  From beginning to end, nobody seems to want to take responsibility for this document. And so, what to do with it?  I have a suggestion. Why not delete it?


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