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07/13/99 - Scoff if you will, but They are using the Internet to control our minds. Not so long ago, They did it with secret radio and TV transmissions, but with the burgeoning of digital technology, the Web is rapidly becoming Their mind control method of choice.

One victim, labeled "delusional" by authorities, says the CIA planted "Internet bugs" in his ears to monitor his thoughts. They also uploaded "incriminating" photos of him onto a Web page.

Before you laugh, stop and ask yourself why your ears have been ringing so much lately. Are you sure your synapses are safe?

Fortunately, there's an inexpensive way to block Their intrusive signals and protect the contents of your cerebellum. Aluminum foil has been proven a safe and effective prophylactic against a myriad of mind control strategies. Simply form a sheet of foil into a stylish, tight-fitting cap and add matching antennae to capture and divert unwanted signals. For an extra measure of digital safety, coat your fingertips before touching the keyboard.

More: 'Net sparks fears of mind control' (ZDNet)