"I would love to meet the person who is starting rumors of my death to show them how a dead foot feels up their ass."
See also:
• STILL Not Dead: Adam Sandler
• Did Jennifer Lopez Insure Her Butt?
• Mr. Rogers, Navy SEAL
• Was Tom Hanks' Father Lead Singer of The Diamonds?
• Is Megan Fox a Transvestite?
• Richard Gere and the Gerbil


