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Julie Andrews 'My Favorite Things' (AARP Version)

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Parody of the song 'My Favorite Things' aimed at senior citizens was allegedly sung by Julie Andrews at an AARP benefit on the singer's 69th birthday in Oct. 2004.

Description: Poem parody / Email hoax
Circulating since: 2001 (or earlier)
Status: False (see details below)


Example:
Email contributed by Lissa J., Feb. 28, 2005:

Fwd: Favorite Things

To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favourite Things" from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music." However, the lyrics of the song were deliberately changed for the entertainment of her "blue hair" audience....

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Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favourite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favourite things, And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin', Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', And we won't mention our short shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, when the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad.

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Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.



Analysis: This parody of Rodgers and Hammerstein's "My Favorite Things" from the Broadway musical and screen adapation of The Sound of Music was never sung by Julie Andrews -- indeed, it is quite possible she is not even aware of its existence. The actress/singer turned 69 on October 1, 2004, but she did not perform at Radio City Music Hall that year, nor at any publicized benefit for the American Association of Retired Persons (AARP).

Composed anonymously, the parody itself dates back to 2001 (at least), when variants popped up on the Internet (example #1, example #2) prefaced with statements like "Imagine hearing Julie Andrews singing this."

It appeared in a Dear Abby column dated March 10, 2002 accompanied by the claim that Andrews had altered the lyrics herself and sang them at a concert for AARP, though the column predated the alleged 69th birthday performance by two years. "The rewritten lyrics are a hoot," replied Abby, "but I doubt that Julie Andrews ever warbled them."

More to the point, Andrews lost her singing voice after undergoing throat surgery in 1997 and has sung in public only rarely ever since.

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Sources and further reading:

Julie Andrews Bio
Biography.com

Dear Abby: 'The Hills Are Alive... with the Sound of Creaking Bones'
March 10, 2002


Last updated 08/09/13

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